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VIDEO; 2. oo5 ☇ i really hate it when that happens

[the guide is apparently pointing at a mirror; it shows a reflected door, the mirror image of the guide itself, an assortment of handwashes, soaps (a massive can of hairspray) and other such sanitary/vanity related products. there is also a large tuft of rather red hair sprouting from the top right corner]

[audio accompaniment: tinkletinkletinkle

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[...... zzzzzzzzzzzip]


[renji steps into view and there's more water effects as he turns the tap on, washes his hands, looks up at the mirror, looks back at his hands, looks up at the mirror again, squints, leans closer, pulls vigorously at the corner of his eye to try and smooth out a wrinkle, frowns in distaste, moves his hand up to his forehead to smooth at his alarmingly triangular hairline, squints some more, raises an eyebrow, changes his angle, considers, strikes a macho pose, checks himself out, grins lewdly, wolf whistles, chuckles, turns to find the towel to dry his hands-- thwack]

[falling through the air falling through the air tumble tumble tumble
PLOP]

[you are now submerged in water, dear viewer]

[there's a pause]


...

--FUCK!


[a giant white sheet of disintergrating somethingorother drifts over the camera and covers the view; the feed shuts off not long later]
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  • Event end!

    [The intercom clicks on, and before the designated spokes-captain can begin speaking, the shrill sound of a prolonged, terrified scream can be heard…

  • Event start!

    [The intercom clicks on, and there is a ~* dramatic silence*~ before someone draws a deeeeeeeeep breath and exclaims:] Guys! Guys! Guys guys guys!…

  • Event end!

    [The intercom clicks on to the sounds of a triumphant kazoo fanfare, and one of the captains begins to squeak! I mean, speak!] Hellooooo, residents…

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  • Event end!

    [The intercom clicks on, and before the designated spokes-captain can begin speaking, the shrill sound of a prolonged, terrified scream can be heard…

  • Event start!

    [The intercom clicks on, and there is a ~* dramatic silence*~ before someone draws a deeeeeeeeep breath and exclaims:] Guys! Guys! Guys guys guys!…

  • Event end!

    [The intercom clicks on to the sounds of a triumphant kazoo fanfare, and one of the captains begins to squeak! I mean, speak!] Hellooooo, residents…