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VIDEO; 2. oo5 ☇ i really hate it when that happens

[the guide is apparently pointing at a mirror; it shows a reflected door, the mirror image of the guide itself, an assortment of handwashes, soaps (a massive can of hairspray) and other such sanitary/vanity related products. there is also a large tuft of rather red hair sprouting from the top right corner]

[audio accompaniment: tinkletinkletinkle

pause

tinkletinkle

pause

tinkle

tinkletinkle
]


[...... zzzzzzzzzzzip]


[renji steps into view and there's more water effects as he turns the tap on, washes his hands, looks up at the mirror, looks back at his hands, looks up at the mirror again, squints, leans closer, pulls vigorously at the corner of his eye to try and smooth out a wrinkle, frowns in distaste, moves his hand up to his forehead to smooth at his alarmingly triangular hairline, squints some more, raises an eyebrow, changes his angle, considers, strikes a macho pose, checks himself out, grins lewdly, wolf whistles, chuckles, turns to find the towel to dry his hands-- thwack]

[falling through the air falling through the air tumble tumble tumble
PLOP]

[you are now submerged in water, dear viewer]

[there's a pause]


...

--FUCK!


[a giant white sheet of disintergrating somethingorother drifts over the camera and covers the view; the feed shuts off not long later]
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