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VIDEO; 2. oo9 ☇ yip yip yip yap yap kids with no housetraining can pee where they like

[obnoxious sniggering and a whole lot of visual jostling]

[finally, the feed settles... on fleshy mounds poking out through two holes cut in a sheet of black material. ladies and gentlemen, welcome to some little buttocks. they wiggle along with the audio]

Hey, lookit me! M'a shinigami! Pleased t'meet ya, everyone! If ya need me, I'll be around. Doin' things shinigami do. Bein' a shinigami. Y'know, th'usual shinigami stuff, lookin' all big an' tall an' strong an' a little squidgy I guess an' maybe stinkin' up the place some when I ain't eatin' so great an'-- an'-- pshh---

[nnnnnnnope i can't do this SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS OBNOXIOUS LAUGHTER and jostling feed and a flash of red hair and a grin and is that a red eyebrow is it actually an eyebrow and then he kills it dead]


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  • Event end!

    [The intercom clicks on, and before the designated spokes-captain can begin speaking, the shrill sound of a prolonged, terrified scream can be heard…

  • Event start!

    [The intercom clicks on, and there is a ~* dramatic silence*~ before someone draws a deeeeeeeeep breath and exclaims:] Guys! Guys! Guys guys guys!…

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    [The intercom clicks on to the sounds of a triumphant kazoo fanfare, and one of the captains begins to squeak! I mean, speak!] Hellooooo, residents…