[That is your delightful audio introduction to this post. This outburst is followed by something sounding suspiciously like someone batting at their Guide - with a paw, for example. There's also a muttered, "First the bucket thing, now this"
Eventually, with a final decisive bat, the video feed switches on and there's Terezi. Things that are the same: she's still grey (mostly), her eyes are still red and burnt out, her horns and teeth are as pointy as ever.
Things that aren't the same: she's a kitten. Four paws, tail, cute little teal tongue, the works]
Why am I a pouncebeast? And why is there no-one here for me to pouncebeast at?
At least my nose and tongue still work.
[And that's where the feed ends.
Residents of 3-10 feel free to stumble upon this cute and fuzzy little bundle of joy. All replies will come from legislacerkitty]