hot_cyborg_girl (hot_cyborg_girl) wrote in gargleblasted,
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[audio]

Testing. Testing. Tes-

G-Stone Resonator Activated. Guide attachment accepted.
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[And Renee's voice kicks in.]

Alright, I don't know how long this will last, but it should reach anyone who has a G-Stone. Or even, if I'm lucky, a J-Jewel...

This is Lieutenant Renee Cardiff-Shishioh, Commander of the Earthling Special Forces Unit Chaucer and member of the United Nations Gusty Galaxy Guard, requesting immediate assistance. The ship I'm on, the S.S.Thor, has been caught in the gravitational pull of a black hole, and our Captains believe we cannot escape on our own. The Thor carries refugees from a hundred destroyed worlds and sentient species from several hundred more. It is unlikely the Thor will survive without outside assistance.

I request help not for myself, but for the rest of the passengers of this vessel. [Her tone shifts slightly.] We have a month for you idiots to get your asses together and find this signal. Preferably before I get tossed out into space as a -ugh- virgin sacrifice. Do you hear me 3G? ONE MONTH. I will be irritated if I have to save this ship all by myself.

Renee out.
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  • [audio]

    Oh very funny Mr. Improbability Drive. You know how much this is going to get in the way of my work? [ CLANG] Sorry about that... Ergh. At least…

  • with great COURAGE...

    Dear residents of the Thor, Alright, before everyone goes off the deep end and assumes we're all going to die, why don't all of you…

  • [video]

    [The guide clicks on, showing the common room of 3-30, the view skewed by the way the computer had been tossed onto the couch. Renee comes on…