Sagaru Yamazaki (stopthatracquet) wrote in gargleblasted,
Sagaru Yamazaki
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001 〤 VIDEO

[Yamazaki has the most panicked expression on his face. He doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry... or both?!]

Whaa--!

[He knew the Shinsengumi didn’t much care for him, even threatening to leave him behind to die sometimes, but he was just watching them at his funeral-that-wasn’t-really-his-funeral! This is so messed up! How could Sorachi use pages from the manga to wipe his ass!? How was he going to find out what happens next?! He needed to know if this funeral really was as terrible as it seems so far...

No, Yamazaki, calm down! Don’t get upset just because you work with a bunch of jerks who don’t appreciate you!]


I can do this!

[He speaks quietly, then looks up at the guide and gets more serious... seriously aggravated.]

I’M NOT DEAD! I’M NOT DEAD!

I can’t believe you guys! Do you really hate me that much that you don’t even care if I die?!

[So much for staying calm, but it really did piss him off!]

Do you even care that I’m not dead?! I’m putting my foot down! If it wasn’t for me, it could have been someone else! You should be thanking me for protecting someone else’s life!

[He stops suddenly, as a thought comes to him.]

I- I guess I shouldn’t get upset when it’s not anyone’s fault that... what happened to the manga... happened. Why did he use it for... for his ass?!

[A voice can be heard nearby, shouting and telling Yamazaki to SHUT UP!!!! and get out of the hallway.]

A- ah! I’m sorry for disturbi--

[Before he could finish, he threw his guide as if it would somehow turn into a useful weapon and protect from what was about to come. A CRASH is heard, along with Yamazaki screaming.]

AAHH! Kondo-san, Hijikata-san, send help!
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