Ferik Jurgen (hidethehero) wrote in gargleblasted,
Ferik Jurgen
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[The Guide clicks on, the video feed showing a face that could probably raise the dead if the dead had Guides. This man pockmarked with Psoriasis simply stares at the screen with an expression of mild bewilderment, obviously using the machine with the practiced ease of one used to using various devices. He turns his head, looking at someone off-screen and speaking in a placid tone.]

Is there a method in which I can locate someone aboard the ship?

Will you just get out of here, please? Take the hint and use that towel after you shower!

[With no change in his expression, Jurgen turns his attention back to the guide. It shakes as if being picked up, and he's on the move. The image of various creatures behind him is that of recoiling in horror of his stench, giving him a very, very wide berth. Of course, their reactions go completely unnoticed.

He fiddles a bit with the guide with one hand as he carries it, before realizing that he's being broadcast over the vast network of the ship.]


Oh, a vox unit. Should anyone know of a man named Cain I would appreciate being informed of his location. I am his secretary and I am sure my assistance is needed.

[Jurgen is careful as he speaks, doing his best not to mention the fact that he is Imperial Guard, the Emperor, the heresies he's seen, or anything of the sort. Though this ship is obviously a crawling nest of heresies of all kinds, Jurgen is a lone warrior in a strange world. He can't have himself standing out to be killed if he's going to find the Commissar and aid him in purging this ship. If Jurgen found himself here, that meant the Commissar was here as well.

Finding Cain is his top priority, so that he may give him aid. As he fiddles a bit more with the Guide, the video feed finally times itself out, granting mercy to the network of no longer having to look upon that face of his.

It's a good thing there are no smell transmissions over the network.]
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  • Memory 09 | [audio]

    To any of my college-level students, I would ask you to see me in the training rooms. If you do not want to do as such... [A light sigh] come…

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