--Panic! I repeat, nobody panic!
While we are currently...somehow...wedged halfway into the black hole, all departments are reporting all systems operating as normal! The Infinite Improbability Drive has been engaged, and seems to be providing stability throughout the station.
Rest assured we are even now working on a solution to this rather unique situation! Hopefully we'll think of something before too much longer!
[And on that last, slightly panicky note, the intercom goes quiet.]
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