Urahara Kisuke (trickstermentor) wrote in gargleblasted,
Urahara Kisuke
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[There is a very attractive blonde on your screens folks, with a black cat perched on her shoulder who she's petting very gently.]

Well now, I for one find it reassuring that the Improbability Drive is still functioning despite our currently precarious position in the void of space, so that I suppose is some small comfort to take from the situation.

[Oh look, she's pulled a small white fan out from seemingly nowhere and is using it to half conceal her face as she flaps it delicately.]

So with that in mind, perhaps some of patrons aboard this vessel would like to stop treating my business like it's a free-for-all. I would also like to point out that just because I am currently occupying a shapelier form, it does not mean that I am incapable of doing what's necessary to defend my livelihood. And I will do so in stilettos which I know from experience hurt considerably more than a pair of geta.

[The cat hops off her shoulder and starts to climb the wall of the Urahara Shoten Space Station Outlet. Urahara- stiletto heels, figure hugging mini-skirt (in tribute to a dearly departed friend) and all- watches her go with a smile.]

Oh, and I'd like to point out that today is free chocolate day for any passenger on board who has recently had their [delicate cough goes here] plumbing reworked. I hear it's supposed to be quite good for shock~


[Alfred Filter // Private to Shinigami]

Now would anyone mind telling me what that business was about earlier this week? I apologise, I feel I have been somewhat negligent in keeping up to date with current affairs due to being bent over black hole research in my lab. I trust everything has been resolved satisfactorily?
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  • Event end!

    [The intercom clicks on, and before the designated spokes-captain can begin speaking, the shrill sound of a prolonged, terrified scream can be heard…

  • Event start!

    [The intercom clicks on, and there is a ~* dramatic silence*~ before someone draws a deeeeeeeeep breath and exclaims:] Guys! Guys! Guys guys guys!…

  • Event end!

    [The intercom clicks on to the sounds of a triumphant kazoo fanfare, and one of the captains begins to squeak! I mean, speak!] Hellooooo, residents…