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World Destruction

So your world was destroyed. It's gone, completely missing, off the map, with all the flashy lights and fancy effects that entailed. There were probably explosions. We like explosions.

To avoid any confusion as to how exactly this happened, we keep a list of all the fandfms and what happened to them here.

The first person who applies for a character from a certain fandom gets to decide whether it was bulldozed to make room for a pan galactic highway, or destroyed by a mad scientist. If that happens to be you, simply comment to this post with the name of the fandom and how exactly it happened. If you don't want to decide, comment here anyway telling us your character doesn't know or won't tell anyone how it happened, and we'll leave it open for the next person who applies from that fandom.

Keep in mind, it's the first person who applies, so if you got your reserve in first but were slow with the actual application, you've lost your chance.

You can come up with almost anything you like -- use your imagination! -- or steal someone else's idea if you like. Don't come complaining to us if that happens, be flattered that someone else liked your idea that much instead.


THE TEXT BELOW IS IMPORTANT. IT'S RED. IT'S THAT IMPORTANT.

We have one rule: Unless it happens to be canon, the world was not destroyed by any character from your fandom. Someone else might app that character later, after all, and they might not want the blame for that. Aside from that though, go wild!


×8-Bit Theater
  Somebody's poorly aimed meteor spell managed to hit a planet of super beings. Who promptly replied with an even bigger meteor, turning the whole planet into dust.


×ACE ATTORNEY
  First contact was made when another alien race subpoenaed humanity in an intergalactic civil case. Earth, Mars, and Alpha Centauri were lost in the lawsuit; the race who won plans to open up a chain of space stations in the new found open space. Oddly enough, Phobos, Deimos, and the Earth's moon were left completely unscathed.


×ADEKAN
  Speeding; geezers do it, youngsters do it, planets do it not to be outdone. Too bad that the intergalactic speedtickets consist mostly of, well, BOOM.

×AFGANISU-TAN
  Intergalatic highway. Earth was in the way and got bulldozed before anyone bothered to put humans on the universal endangered species lists.


×AH! MY GODDESS
  Somebody installed Windows ME onto Yggdrasil.


×AIR GEAR
  All of the parents came back home and discovered their children standing on jet planes, skipping class, and rollerblading up skyscrapers without helmets. Punishment was nuclear.


×ALADDIN
  Scheherazade sued Disney for copyright infringement, slander, and plagiarism. Disney pulled the plug so fast...


×ALICE (2009)
  So there was a man crawling through the desert...


×AMATSUKI
  Some idiot bumped against the "RESTART" button while listening to Aerosmith.


×ANASTASIA
  Turns out all that mucking about with dark magic isn't good for a planet's reality. Before Anya's ball, the whole thing unravels and the core collapses in an appropriately dramatic explosion.


×ANGEL BEATS
  A new band tried to revive Girls Dead Monster, and the lead singer was Rebecca Black. After many Fridays of partyin', partyin', it was decided that the afterlife be put out of its misery.


×ANGEL SANCTUARY
  The Alien who controlled the sentient supercomputer known as 'God' had a pissed off ex-girlfriend come over and delete all of his programs and then smash his computer.


×AR TONELICO
  Unknown.


×ARE YOU ALICE?
  Someone mistook it for bad fanfiction.


×Assassin's Creed
   Unknown


×AXIS POWERS HETALIA
  Cold War gone very very hot. CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS GET.


×AZRAEL'S EDGE
  It fell into a plot hole.


×BACCANO!
  World War III over a rumoured recipe for immortality. A peace treaty never happened.


×BECK: MONGOLIAN CHOP SQUAD
  Some idiot rickrolled the guy in charge of the nuclear missiles.


×BEWITCHED
  The Cold War turned hot and it went up in a nuclear war that destroyed the world.


×BEYBLADE
  An alien race that look like spinning tops were deeply offended by this world abusing their likeness and using them for combat. As revenge, they decided to destroy this offending planet to make room for a Starbucks. No relation to the coffee industry; they sell stars there, bucko. (Belatedly, the sun is now 50% off! For a limited time only, buy a star and get a free black hole!)


×BLACK JACK
  Unfortunately for the world, the mutated Gumma parasite spread out of Brazil and obliterated everything. Jellyfish alien babies for EVERYONE.


×BLAZBLUE
  So uuhhh, you know that seal of fate stable time loop you just finally broke out of?

Yeah, um. You accidentally broke all of time and space when you did it.

WHOOPS!



×BLEACH
  Destroyed in a fight between two aliens over the attentions of their favorite exotic dancer.


×BOOK OF MORMON
  Heavenly Father decided that his Mormon minions on Earth were unworthy and not doing their job correctly so destroyed it in favor of his home planet, Kolob.


×THE BRAK SHOW
  Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann threw Brak's galaxy at the Anti-Spiral lol whoops 8(.


×BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER/ANGEL
  The Twittese demons were stranded on Earth a century ago, but thought their luck had changed when they'd infiltrated the internet to create Twitter. The popularity, and inanity, of Twitter's messages allowed them to harvest power to create an interdimensional portal, allowing a rift in the fabric of the universe to allow them to go to and from home at will. Unfortunately, the instability of the tectonic plate system was compromised by the portal, causing the planet to break apart - leaving its myriad people worldless.


×BUSOU RENKIN
  A space flamingo took a wild, flaming dump on the sun and that fueled it so that it got three times it's normal size and it engulfed the solar system in flame.


×CAPE AND COWL
  It was inevitable, really. What with Transformers, and X-Men, and other people with world-destroyingly powerful powers, eventually the world was going to, well, be destroyed. It was like one of those Loony Toon cartoons, where Bugs and Daffy keep pulling bigger and bigger guns on each other until BLAM!!! And suddenly, every single person on the planet Earth knew what it was like to be homeless.


×Catherine
   The whole world was cursed and had to face the tower trial. Let's just say... it didn't end well.


×CHOBITS
  In 1997, Skynet became aware. Err-wait, might want to push that back a few decades. So yeah, big evil computer program that can control weapons defense systems isn't exactly the best idea when a good portion of the population of Japan were robotic computers. So Judgment Day happened, and instead of wiping out humanity, Skynet cocked up and sprayed nukes everywhere, blowing up the world. Game over yeah!


×CODE GEASS
  Apparently, Pizza Hut really was an intergalactic franchise and, well, being one they had more power than even the Holy Britannian Empire. They kind of decided to play around a bit with Geass and the, ooh what do you know, a Pizza Hut version of the Sword of Akasha (don't ask) and... that didn't lead to fun things.

To make things simple, the people of the planet have no idea where that badaboom came from and the how behind it. Except Pizza Hut, and Cheese-kun. But Cheese-kun ain't budging.

As an extra, it looks like that kind of screwed up the time-space continuum too, but that isn't proven yet...



×COOKING MAMA
  Someone fed one of Mama's dishes to a nuclear physicist. He was so overwhelmed by delicious that he hit the wrong button on a panel. Cue the world being exploded from the inside out.


×COSMO WARRIOR ZERO
  The president's plans for a 64-hole subterranean golf resort went awry when mole men were discovered and revolted, causing the planet to upchuck in on itself and dissolve the atmosphere, causing the surface to become rather unliveable. The moon decided to crash into Europe, too, but there's no real explanation about that.


×COUNT CAIN
  Its incest meter broke and the planet went through a meltdown.


×COWBOY BEBOP
  Unknown.


×Criminal Minds
   Apparently having the brightest minds in one room can cause the world to implode. Who knew?


×DANNY PHANTOM
  Someone somehow managed to drop a can of Diet Coke into the ghost zone. After that... Ever see a Mentos tablet dropped into a bottle of Diet Coke? It was like that. Only more epic.


×THE DARK IS RISING SEQUENCE
  It suddenly underwent Spontaneous Existence Failure.


×DARKSTALKERS
  The world was destroyed to make way for Boo! Haunted Planet</i>, a new Halloween attraction planet.</i>


×DCU PROPER
  Scary editor gods decided that the DCU wasn't cool or edgy enough so they tried to turn everyone into vegas showgirls. Hence, the world imploded.


×DC: YOUNG JUSTICE
  A crazed villain blocked out the sun which caused Earth to freeze over. Not an entirely unmanageable condition until a huge asteroid hit and shattered it all. Literally.


×DEADLY PREMONITION
  A missile intended to intercept an Earth-destroying meteor failed to hit its target due to members of the United States military and NASA being unable to hear each other over the background music. Wacky whistling and saxophones were involved.


×DEADMAN WONDERLAND
  Turns out animals can be Deadmen, too. The Earthquake caused half of Japan to fall into the ocean -- thus burying Godzilla and her young children in fallen city ocean rubble. Ten years later, she and her children finally dug their way out, and exacted revenge on not just Japan but the whole world WITH THEIR NEWFOUND BLOODPOWERS.


×DEATH NOTE
  Some Shinigami got bored and accidentally blew up the world with his note.


×DEVIL & DEVIL
  Simpsons did it.

By which I mean an intergalactic contractor named Simpsons turned Heaven, Hell and Earth into a rather nice location for space sitcom.



×DEVIL MAY CRY
  Rocks fell. Everyone died.


×DIGIMON TRAINERS
  Somebody hit the delete button.


×DISGAEA
  One of several planets destroyed by accident in a three-day-long fight to the death between two Overlords over the last slice of pizza, which someone else had eaten during all the commotion anyway.


×DISCEDO RPG
  Planet Fortuna: Holden referenced Alice In Wonderland so much that Green finally got pissed off and just pushed the 'OFF' switch. The world was drowned in chocolate rain for thirty days and thirty nights before the volcano burped up its last sprinkle of light ...

only for Tyrannosaurus Allen to kick him in his rocky balls and thus bring about a super massive explosion that hurled many of its people into the STARS AND BEYOND.

I'd work something in about NASCAR fans rioting, but, come on. It's a dead city; let's at least try to be realistic! ......... Right?



×DISTURBIA RPG
  Due to shoddy workmanship, the overcity collapsed through the ground into the undercity. Then exploded. You just can't trust craftsmen these days.


×DOCTOR WHO
  Earth: It was moved to make way for a giant, intergalactic space mall. In the process of the planet being moved, something went wrong and it just crumbled into bits and pieces.
  Messaline: Unknown.
  Raxacoricofallapatorius: Blown up in an interplanetary war with its sister-planet Clom. It was bound to happen sometime. :-|



×DOGS/DOGS: Bullets and Carnage
  Somebody left the gas on.


×D.N. ANGEL
  The Mona Lisa met David.


×DOROHEDORO
  Being so close to Hell brought consequences: the Devils got bored and decided to destroy all nearby dimensions (Hole included, YES).


×DRAGON BALL Z
  Shenron farted.


×DURARARA!!
  Vending machines ragequit after being thrown around in Ikebukuro, thus causing the Great Mountain Dew Withdrawal which caused major riots all over the world thanks to the Color Gangs and Dollars, until finally, the dolphins decided the planet wasn't worth living in anymore so they packed their bags, took the flamingos and garden gnomes with them, left the world and blew it up when they got to Neptune.


×D.GRAY-MAN
  The planet was in the way of some intergalactic landscaping.


×EARTHBOUND
  An unexpected war between the Foppies and Fobbies end up more catastrophic as one would think.


×EARTHIAN
  It was the final round of the Universal Pool Tournament, and the current champion lined up the planets just right. In order to win, Earth (the 8 ball in this case) would have to make it in last, using Eden and Earth's moon as the other balls. Unfortunately, the alien slipped, accidentally hit the moon into the Earth, which went into a hole before Eden. In his rage, the alien decided to just destroy all three. During a game to kind of cool off after his emotional outburst, he used the Metatron as chalk for the cue.


×EDEN OF THE EAST
  As it turns out, Juiz really can do anything.


×ENCHANTED
  Unknown.


×EUREKA SEVEN
  The Scub Coral discovered rave music and blasted it so loudly that the planet exploded from the sound waves.


×FATAL FRAME
  The USSR and USA had a bit of a nuclear crisis


×FAIRLY ODDPARENTS
  The AntiBigWand and the Big Wand became overloaded with power and when both energy sources hit each other.....kaboom


×FINAL FANTASY IV
  The Crystals decided that a better solution to the problem of crazy Lunarians using them for world domination would be for them to leave. So they left. And just to make sure no one followed, they blew up the planet. And the Moon. The Moon went first though.

They never really liked the Lunarians anyway. Uppity sons of bitches.



×FINAL FANTASY VII
  After years of abuse, the Planet had enough. Gaia dumped its inhabitants and the lifestream, packed its bag (with WEAPONs) and left. It left right into an incoming meteor. (Should've made a right.)


×FINAL FANTASY VIII
  Time compression didn't exactly work out the way everyone thought it would.


×FINAL FANTASY IX
  The Thespian Society refused to renew Kuja's membership. What came next requires little imagination.


×FINAL FANTASY X-2
  An extremist faction was messing with old war machina that was too (and unknowingly) powerful.


×FINAL FANTASY XII
  Blame a particular careless intern. Spilling one's coffee on certain equipment in the Draklor Laboratory can have disastrous consequences.


×FINAL FANTASY XIII
  The intergalactic branch of the Spanish Inquisition found that both Cocoon and Gran Pulse were full of heretics. And no one expected it at all.


×FIRE CANDY
  There was a stampede of space unicorns and Earth was right in the middle of it.

Nothing was left behind.



×FIRE EMBLEM
  The player accidentally erased the save file. And then threw a controller at the window shortly afterward. D: The player eventually mustered up the willpower to start up a new game anyhow, but alas the damage was done. :|


×FIREFLY
  Serenity was attacked by giant plastic dinosaurs, desperate to get their children back. It's all fun and games until someone loses their Firefly.


×FLAPJACK
  Somebody said "West" five times in a row in front of a mirror while combing their hair.

×FORGOTTEN REALMS
  The planet rolled a 2, failed a gravity check, and was subsequently pulled into the sun.

×FRAGILE DREAMS: FAREWELL RUINS OF THE MOON
  Walt Disney came back to life and couldn't find any tourists to come to his park. His rage made the world blow up.


×FRANKEN FRAN
  The President of the U.S. lost in a friendly game of poker to Russia and China. He thought they were co-conspiring together so he launches all of the country's nuclear fire power- THE END.


×FRUITS BASKET
  A GIANT RICE BALL, ACCOMPANIED BY MANY TYPES OF FRUITS, CAME FROM OUTER SPACE AND CRUSHED THE WORLD.


×GAKUEN ALICE
  Valentine's Day at the Alice Academy got a lot more crazy than usual. Some of the chocolates the girls made managed to end up a lot worse than they already were.


×GINTAMA
  Sorachi got a mean case of the backdoor trots, but he ran out of toilet paper. So he started using manga chapters.

The editors didn't notice any difference for one whole season.

There hasn't been an update since; Sorachi assumed to be still pooping.



×GLEE
  The home asteroid of the Little Prince met Earth. The first date didn't end well.


×GOOD OMENS
  Good old human ingenuity and nuclear missiles. Lots of them.


×GRAVITATION
  A space turtle with four elephants on top which carried a flat planet thought Earth was a fruit and ate it.


×GREEK MYTHOLOGY
  No one's entirely certain what happened, but it probably involved Deity A pissing off Deity B.


×GUILTY GEAR
  The Backyard collapsed in on itself after years of badtouching 8(


×GUNDAM 00
  accidentally vaporized when a cruise ship crashed into it.


×GUNDAM WING
  Meteor strike.


×HALO
  Turns out some of the randomly spawning cannon fodder Marine backup for the Chief were not given a Forerunner to United Nations translation program. They thought they were calling the elevator, until the Ark started to self destruct the rings and itself. Whoops.


×HANNA IS NOT A BOY'S NAME
  Queen decided to make another concert. And the world just imploded for it could not control the awesome.


×HAPPY-GO-LUCKY DAYS
  Someone tried to do a crossover of BLEACH and Marvel universe.


×HAPPY TREE FRIENDS
  Someone found all the cursed idols and put them in one place. The world imploded shortly after.


×HARRY POTTER
  unknown causes


×THE HAUNTING
  It turns out that it is, in fact, a really bad idea to leave the oven on when you leave the house.


×Haven
   While everyone was worried about the Troubles in Haven they didn't see the Moon getting ready to take a dip in the Atlantic.


×HELL GIRL
  An imbalance within the natural order of things occurred when people went willy-nilly with sending other people to hell. So many contracts were formed that the underworld suddenly imploded, thus causing the entire planet to implode as well.


×HELLSING
  As Nazis were invading England, aliens thought it would be funny to cut World War III short by blowing up the whole planet. Whoops.


×HIGURASHI NO NAKU KORO NI
  BECAUSE OF ALL THE FANSERVICE, THE CONSTANT NOSEBLEEDS FLOODED THE WORLD.


×HOMESTUCK
  Some idiot decided to try and use crappy cheat codes from Gamebro on Sburb. It wasn't happy about it.


×HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE
  One of the younger aspects of the Higher Powers That Be, who quite accidentally discovered the wonders of an item capable of wiping papers clean and tidying up those troublesome dirty lines - known to the common masses as the Rubber Eraser. Needless to say, several universes, parallel timelines, and a few worlds off to the side were lost in the chaos - or erasure of therein - that ensued. Fortunately, the Higher Power in question was stopped and chastised before too much damage was done. Unfortunately, the other Higher Powers couldn't be troubled with attempting to rewrite/draw/what have you the planes that were lost.

Not like they were all that important in the grand scheme of things anyhow.



×HUNTER X HUNTER
  Sucked into a black hole


×INCEPTION
  Jupiter got tired of hearing the Earth shout about the state of its environment, so it sent Ganymede over to knock it out of orbit, and it dropped into the sun.


×Inspector Gadget
   Unknown.


×INVADER ZIM
  UNKNOWN, Zim is only pissed because he didn't get to destroy the Earth.


×KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN!
  And it all ended with a wall.


×KEKKAISHI
  One too many maids in Akihabara. The balance of the earth was thrown off, sending the whole thing spinning into the sun.


×KIMI NI TODOKE
  The sheer power of shoujo feelings, coupled with the massive amounts of sparkles/bubbles/flowers generated by these feelings, caused a rip in the space-time continuum. The world imploded in a shower of sparkles and sunshine~.


×King of Braves GaoGaiGar FINAL
   Collapsed due to a prolonged absence of COURAGE, EPIC and Irritating Monologues.


×KINGDOM HEARTS
  Since this universe lacked the space needed to pull it off, the entire KH multiverse got destroyed to make place for the new intergalactic Disney World. It is the best Disney World ever.


×KOBATO
  When God gets bored he plays pool with the planets. In this case it ended up with the planet being destroyed when he hit it too hard.


×KUNG-FU PANDA
  Po's nightmare wasn't completely wrong. Turns out across the land, a radish did become a Kung Fu Master. And the universe imploded from the sheer awesomeness.


×KYOU KARA MAOU
  Destroyed by rampant Sand Pandas


×LEGEND OF ZELDA
  Long story short, the split in the planet's timeline caused it to implode upon itself several hundred years down the line.


×The Little Mermaid
   With the whole life is better 'Under the sea' not only did the upper world want to join the party, but so did the whole world, thus imploding as a result.


×LOVELESS
  Yun Kouga, the supreme sadistic God of the world, became distracted by drawing yaoi doujin, and forgot where the plot fate was headed, so she decided to simply blow everything up. She thought it would be unexpected and "fresh".


×LUCETI RPG
  Destroyed to make way for an intergalactic parking lot


×LUDWIG KAKUMEI
  Destroyed by the Vogons because they had better poetry.


×LUNAR
  Magically nuked by the dark god, Zophar, after he got his hands on the power of Althena. This is the second time humanity has lost a planet thanks to him, and it's starting to become a sore subject.


×MADAGASCAR
  The planet was destroyed in order to install a bigger, better Statue of Freedom and Liberty for All Beings. There were many explosions, and a fireworks display after the Earth's core had been destroyed.


×MACROSS: FRONTIER
  Moé overload. 8|


×MAGIC KAITO
  The local death gods got tired of having to clean up after so many murder cases that they just decided to off the whole planet instead to save themselves time.


×MAGIC KNIGHT RAYEARTH
  Earth and its sister worlds were accidentally placed on-set of the bad end prologue of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and were wrung out of space and time.


×MAGIC: THE GATHERING
  Turns out planewalkers weren't as rare as were thought to be and two collided in the process of jumping planes. The planes exploded in a domino effect, shooting off sparks in blue, white, green, red, and black. Mistaken for a galactic fireworks display, many alien families picnicked nearby to watch. I hear the empty space is being developed for Six Flags the Final Frontierland.


×MAI-HiME
  You would think the world would be destroyed in some HiME battle. Actually, apparently an alien race found out about them a few hundred years ago and decided it was time to make them a giant boxing ring. Unfortunately, they didn't realize that in doing so they would destroy the world.


×MAJIN TANTEI NOGAMI NEURO
  A suicidal otaku divided by 0 on his limited edition Kitty Mewmew-chan calculator.


×MALLOWMATEYS RPG
  Someone managed to get the "One Piece" treasure, but it seems that the treasure was actually a button for world destruction.


×MANA KHEMIA
  In an attempt to create the World's Most Perfect Silk, one of the student alchemists accidentally also made it the World's Most Powerful Bomb. When they attempted to make a new uniform, the heat from the Athanor caused it to ignite. The vacated space was filled in for another Atelier Iris game.

×MARVEL COMICS: YOUNG AVENGERS
  Those Skrull assholes blew the Earth up. Douchebags.


×MARVEL: FILMVERSE
  Some intern at SHIELD mistook the Cosmic Cube for a rubix cube and tried to twist the sides around. Yeah. That ended really well.


×MASS EFFECT
  An asari attempted to join with a reaper. Universal destruction ensued.


×MAWARU PENGUINDRUM
  All the penguins turned on everyone-- the world got dominated, then later destroyed out of their lack of interest. That, and they still couldn't fly.


×MAXIMUM RIDE
  Despite people's best efforts to stop global warming, the ozone layer decided it wasn't worth it and blew that scene. The mad scientists and evil geniuses were too busy making doomsday devices to notice the planet frying around them. By the time they did, there wasn't really anything left for them to destroy anymore.


×MAYFIELD
  Rumor has it that there was a self destruct button set in the town hall, and someone set a bottle of milk on top of it. Whoops.


×MEET THE ROBINSONS
  Dinosaurs.


×MEGA MAN LEGENDS
  Terra's landmasses were destroyed and it was turned into a personal swimming pool by a rich group of aliens. All other inhabitants were told to get the fudge out.


×MEGAMAN X
  Inafune really did end the series at X5. WHOOPSIE.


×THE MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA
  A girl decided to write a message to Hikoboshi and Orihime during Tanabata. The message reading "I am here." was mistranslated three years later by an alien race as "You guys suck." Needless to say, this didn't go over too well for Earth.


×MELTY BLOOD
  ORT finally came along and fucked things over.


×METROID
  Unknown.


×MICHIKO TO HATCHIN
  Keanu Reeves having a facial expression.


×MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS
  Time travel + Wild West Rangers = BAD END.


×MOON CHILD
  The tears from millions of fans all over the world hit the molten center of the planet thus causing it to blow up.


×MY LITTLE PONY
  The four ponies of the apocalypse (Pestilence Pony, Famine Pony, War Pony and Death Pony) came and destroyed Equestria. PUNISHMENT FROM ABOVE.


×NABARI NO OU
  Turned into a giant cesspool.


×NARUTO
  It was used for bowling by a bored (giant) alien.


×NEEDLESS
  God came along and bitch slapped the planet for copyright issues.


×NiGHTS
  NiGHTS nuking Wizeman and thus SOMEHOW FUCKING THE ENTIRE WORLD UP.


×No. 6
   The parasitic bees decided to take to the road, performing Shakespeare for the masses. Unfortunately, harsh criticism of their interpretation of Othello led the troupe to seek revenge by parasitizing the entire world.


×OC: AETHER/EARTH/AGKELOS
  The Volanteans were a race who absorbed themselves in research and new technology. Jealous to a fault, they vowed to become the most technologically advanced civilisation on the planet. Unfortunately plans to beat the Bravurian Empire in the techno-race backfired taking the whole of Aether, the secluded Earth and the floating Agkelos with it.

At that point the Spirits gave up.



×OC: DARINTH
  It turns out that there was a mishap with paper work a couple thousand years ago (it was a pink form instead of blue) and the planet actually no long belonged to the humans, so when someone finally figure that out when they went to file a complaint about the destruction of their planet to build a intergalactic highway, there was nothing they could do. Then there was some trouble getting the planet destroyer things together and so they were forced to use a death star like they did in Star Wars but there was a jam in the laser and the death star blew up because it over heated, so they spent another 100 years getting the destroyer things. Then finally the time came, .........................................and the planet was hit by a giant meteor/block of cheese and blew into a thousand tiny pieces.


×OC: ELEMENT 119
  Intergalactic Fourth of July celebrations gone horribly, horribly wrong.


×OC: ELSIS LYBRAND
  The first time, some crazy broad messing with a giant magic-tech machine that utterly wrecked everything and every one. The second world decided to play chicken with the sun. The sun won.


×OC: LEGAL TO KILL
  In this universe, if you kill someone you get their stuff. Someone killed God and didn't want his toys.


×OC: Magic Memoir
   Unknown.


×OC: PANGEA
  What do you think happens when you try to make monsters in the most technically advanced city in the new world? They blow shit up. Duh.


×OC: PHASE SHIFT - LIEN KHA
  Unknown.


×OC: PURGATORY
  The world was taken over by a psychotic madman with pencils and a flying pie. It became uninhabitable. Tragic.


×OC: RICHEZZA
  A BIG OL' satellite was falling, and an attempt to destroy it hit the moon instead. The moon broke into pieces and fell to the earth.


×OC: THRESHING
  You know that second potential apocalypse the Jupiter Organization was trying to stop? Yeah, they suck at their jobs.


×OC: UNTITLED
  A bunch of high-powered psychics got together and tried to link the minds of every sentient being into one glorious superconcious. This did not work out terribly well for the planet (Terra), leaving a mess of natural disasters, deadly atmospheric spores, and orange goo.

It DID create a race of trees that will evolve sentience in a few hundred-million years, however.



×ODIN SPHERE
  The player wasn't paying attention to the Prophecy of Armageddon and fought two battles with the wrong characters.


×OKAMI
  Unknown.


×OLYMPOS
   Well, as Hades says, 'it all rots'. Guess even the earth had to do it sometime.


×ONE PIECE
  Someone managed to revive an ancient weapon and it really did end up destroying the world!


×OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
  Destroyed to make room for a new Walmart.


×PANDORA HEARTS
  Cosmic ping pong! It's supposed to be a lot of fun if it isn't your planet.


×PARADISE KISS
  Unknown.


×POKéMON
  A random bicycle was destroyed. 'Thus the Earth shall turn to Aash.'


×PORTAL
  GLaDOS ran out of humans to "store" neurotoxin in. Guess what? It's also flammable. So putting it near open flame is a bad idea... Oops?


×PRETTY CURE
  The world's most prominent philanthropists hosted a get-together for all the hippies, charity workers, optimists, and other generally nice people on Earth. Scientists later remarked that they hadn't realized the power of friendship even had a critical mass.


×THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG
  We told people not to play with voodoo magic but they never listened.


×PRINCESS TUTU
  A group of aliens saw the mad dance skills of Kinkan Town's ballerina's and grew jealous. They destroyed the planet to get rid of the competition.


×PRIVATE SERIES
  Disappeared without a trace.


×PUELLA MAGI MADOKA MAGIKA
  The lack of male characters, plus yuri references caused a war amongst fans of magical girl series, causing the newly created universe to destroy itself in order to adjust.


×QUEEN EMERELDAS
  The universe? Eaten by a grue.


×RANMA 1/2
  Absurdly large members of two separate alien races started an anything goes wild brawl. As one was on the ropes, they found the nearest planet, which happened to be Earth, and threw it as a diversion so they could run away.


×RAGNAROCK ONLINE
  the Gods all descended from Asgard and had a big ol' rockin' party in Midgard with mead and orgies galore.

The actual war of Ragnarok rolled around the next morning, but by that point there was nothing left.



×RED DWARF
  Billions of itty bitty nanobots reducing the ship, Red Dwarf, into its constituent atoms.


×RG VEDA
  When fate began to stray ever so slightly from its intended course, so did all the stars that each governed over a life and soul of a person. Inevitably, the stars began to lose their light ... and eventually each star fell to Tenkai, destroying all life in one cosmic explosion.


×SAILOR MOON
  Rabid fanboys succeeded in breaking down the fourth wall and as a result, the Earth imploded.


×THE SANDMAN
  With no one watching over Destruction's Realm, man eventually destroyed themselves and their planet.


×SAYA NO UTA
  Everyone became cuddly flesh beasts and then the world eroded and that's what happened!


×Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei
   Kouji Kumeta woke up one day and realized. Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei had won a Shogakukan Manga Award and had three and a half seasons of an anime already wrapped up. He realized too late however, and the entire world itself, despaired.


×SCOTT PILGRIM
  Some very organized aliens tried to organize a couple of unorganized galaxies. They were going to file the world under "Slice of Life", but then they got to the last chapter of volume one. Mass confusion happened. The world was put aside until they could find a category to properly place it under, but unfortunately it took so long that the world got lost under eventual deskclutter.


×SHAKUGAN NO SHANA
  It was caught in the crossfire of the battle between Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and the Anti-spirals.


×SHAMAN KING
  Got lost in the dryer with the other sock.


×SHERLOCK (BBC SERIES)
  The Earth got tired of revolving around the sun and ran into it instead.


×SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI III: NOCTURNE
  There was a great rebellion of Jack Frosts, led by King Frost, who took over the Vortex World. After the takeover, none of the Jack Frosts knew how to run the world and so they froze it over out of fun. Then when the sun rose, the world cracked like an ice cube.

×SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 2/PERSONA 3/PERSONA 4
  The Microsoft Word paperclip got fed up with trying to help people with their writing and decided to wipe out humanity, accidentally destroying the world instead of just killing off all humans.


×SHUGO CHARA!
  The world was used as a replacement egg in the best omelet ever.


×SILENT HELL RPG
  It was a combination of someone putting a rechargeable battery in a flashlight that couldn't take one, too much crotch-thrusting, and someone tearing the tag off a mattress.


×SIMOUN
  A few years down the line, the war between the major nations turns nasty when the Argentum nation develops steampunk nukes.


×SKET-DANCE
  Someone in the cafeteria dumped the nuclear-grade spicy salsa out into the bushes. The earth got heartburn, and superheated the globe, causing the air and everything within the atmosphere to burn up.


×SKIES OF ARCADIA
  Too many loopers running from battle at once caused a quantum flux and the world went blooey.


×A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
  Some idiot up on the Wall blew the Horn of Winter and the Wall came down, along with all the spells holding back the Others. And if that wasn't enough, Danaerys' dragons went rogue and started burning everything in sight. Between those two forces and the Doom of Valyria spewing lava again, not much could last.


×SOUL EATER
  An unspecified alien race annihilated the planet in a preemptive attack to prevent the universe's most excruciatingly frustrating and insufferably annoying organism from ever having a chance to enter space. The plan had been in the works since the 12th century.


×SPIRAL: THE BONDS OF REASONING
  Unknown.


×STARGATE (1994 FILM)
  Abydos was destroyed when its sun went supernova without warning.


×STAR TREK
  Enterprise rendered inoperative by a massive spike in radiation produced by a giant floating rainbow cube.


×STORM HAWKS
  Unknown


×SUPER MARIO
  7-11 and Starbucks got involved. The results were not pretty.


×SUPERNATURAL
  Some angel or demon pushed the big red "Easy" button and set off an instant apocalypse.


×SUPER ROBOT WARS: UNLIMITED GENERATION RPG
  Not enough Ending Points were obtained, and the game was ended early. With the Earth Sphere doing nothing it was simply useless and in the way.


×SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
  Earth wandered into a danger zone.


×SWAN PRINCESS
  A rampaging flock of space-birds defecated on it, thus making the world inhabitable.


×TABULA RASA RPG
  Eventually the islanders became so jaded by the crazy things the Island did to them that their reactions were no longer any fun for the Island. Instead of doing the mature thing and just letting them all go home, it set off its volcano in a fit of rage and blew itself to smithereens.

Since the 'Island' is really just a disc of water and air with two tiny islands on it floating aimlessly through space, the force of the explosion shattered the whole thing and scattered little bits of the jukebox and dozens of tacky striped shirts across space.



×TACTICS
  Over zealous mad scientist research assistant (i.e. unpaid slave) who decided to try out theorize a neat (thought) experiment that transforms an entire planet into a weapon for a (theoretical, yet ideological) intergalactic war.


×TALES OF THE ABYSS
  Lease on the planet ran out, and the papers got lost in the bureaucracy, so nobody remembered to renew it.


×TALES OF DESTINY
  Too many save files of the game on someone's memory card caused the game to overload, causing a major crash, and thus, destroying the world, with it all dissolving into 0s and 1s from the binary code.


×TALES OF SYMPHONIA
  Unknown causes.


×TALES OF VESPERIA
  The world was a constructed experiment and the experiment was over. Long over, really - it was only due to the inefficiencies of bureaucracy that it hadn't been destroyed before.


×TEAM FORTRESS 2
  RED and BLU finally launched nukes at each other.


×TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
  The world simply got erased. Nobody knows why, but suddenly one day, like animation going backwards, slowly and progressively, all color dreained from the world, going to inked lines, then pencil lines, till the entire world was nothing but a white void.


×TEEN TITANS
  Someone realized that Twinkies were a more potent weapon fuel than plutonium. It was bound to happen someday.


×TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN
  They kicked reason to the curb and pierced the heavens so hard that Gainax said "WELL SHIT!" and blew it up in rainbows.


×Tiger & Bunny
   Unknown.


×TOUHOU PROJECT
  Really, it was only a matter of time before one of those daily high-stakes duels between ultra-bored beings with godlike powers got out of hand and destroyed all of creation.


×TOUJOURS HOTEL
  The main support beam of the hotel, hidden in the far reaches of the biodome, had a butterfly land on it and the delicate balance was disrupted. As a result the hotel collapsed under the weight of it's own shear awesome. Meanwhile a little kid was playing with matches.


×TRANSFORMERS
  The strain of multiple continuities and timelines resulted in Cybertron going quantum. It also took out a small blue planet circling around a yellow star.


×TRAUMA CENTER
  Another bio-terrorist group tried to create the next super virus even greater than Rosalia and GUILT. They succeeded in destroying the world instead.


×TREASURE PLANET
  RLS Legacy was ambushed by "Earth Bear"-sized hornets that tore the ship apart looking for beings to feed their larvae.


×TRINITY BLOOD
  The Rosenkreutz Orden used the weapons aboard the Ark to destroy the world.


×TSUBASA
  All the different worlds and their alternative versions of people broke out into the ultimate showdown simultaneously. Due to the sheer stupidity of Mr. Rogers winning every single time, the worlds just facepalmed and decided to implode. Yes...CLAMP planets have the ability to facepalm and commit suicide...


×UHBS
  The sheer volume of manbabies threw the universe for a loop and not even legions of blind elfin ninja men could save it.


×UMINEKO NO NAKU KORO NI
  Someone decided to troll the whole planet by hollowing it out and filling it with candy, making it the very first galactic pinata. And you know what happens to pinatas.


×WALL-E
  Because the humans were gone for 700 years it was assumed they weren't coming back, so they destroyed it to build a dance club called, "Smack dat Booty".


×Warhammer 40k
   Everyone felt the Warp overtaking them. It was a good pain. CAN YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?


×WATCHMEN
  unknown causes.


×WEISS KRUEZ
  Looks like Eszett had a trump card up their sleeve, in case their destruction pans out. With the power of so many Talents they kept hidden at their disposal, they somehow managed to tear the world apart. The fangirls were disappointed.


×WOLF'S RAIN
  Someone in the universe watched the anime scenes, wasn't happy to see puppies dying, and so they decided to blow the world up as revenge. And Paradise was kinda destroyed along the way too.
WELL, apparently searching for Paradise was a total waste of time.



×THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU
  Someone pressed a faulty Easy Button that made things go boom.


×X-COM: APOCALYPSE
  The Micronoid Aggregate (which technically didn't destroy the world but sucked it into their home dimension, and nobody knows what happened to Earth after the Aggregate got its hands on it. And there's no way to find out, so . . . yeah.)


×X-MEN
  Sentinels took over and destroyed the world. End of story.


×YOTSUBA&!
  The alien race Yotsuba belongs to returned to Earth to begin their colonization, but one of the small children who came along accidentally triggered their ship's standard-equipment doomsday device. Why any ship not intended to blow up would come with a doomsday device is still a mystery.


×YU YU HAKUSHO
  The power levels were over 9000. Need I say more.


×ZETTAI KAREN CHILDREN
  You know that thing you sometimes do at a distance to people, the one where you pretend to crush their head between your fingers? Turns out some all-powerful psychic alien decided they liked doing that to planets. Only in this case, it wasn't pretending.


×ZOIDS NEW CENTURY ZERO
  One Judge Capsule too many cratered the planet. It may have blown up in protest, BUT NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW WILL WE?


×ZOMBIE-LOAN
  There was a mixup at the WFO and the entire world accidentally got deleted.
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