dear kids don't go buying candy from strangers sincerely abarai renji
[uuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhggghhhuhh dragging self back to base camp i guess 4-2 where are you i'm lost]
So, uh. Wow. Everythin' went apeshit.
An' I know ape shit. Jus' sayin'.
[crap oops uhm:]
Oh, Maka. Get yer coat an' do up yer shoes we're goin' fer juice. [oh wait what if she's meeting up with friends there's a ton of people over here now UH] Unless yer busy. Which case, later's fine.
[ps I SUCK AND OWE TAGS EVERYWHERE i have notifs and once all this insanity is over i'll do my best to not suck and to backtag everywhere oh my god i fucking love you guys]
[you're used to the comings and goings of the new arrivals lounge by now, right Thor? enough to ignore the mutterings of an angry line, and easily enough to attribute it to background noise when a Vogon firmly states that "Sir, you can't just take it, you haven't finished filling out the forms"
for a while after that, if anyone paid attention, it's quiet. or at least relatively; the voice feed is still running, underpinned by haggard breaths, the constant rustle of moving fabric and the occassional grunt
it's a good ten minutes before anything different happens, and when it does it comes in the form of:]
[scuffle, sc-scuffle shuck, scuffle scuffle shkk-- the video feed flicks on to the wobbling line of a jaw, Guide shaking and unsteady, and creeps up from below to unveil a grimacing mouth, a nose, two heavily squinted eyes and]
[a pair of obnoxious forehead adornments somewhat haphazardly covered by one slightly askew strip of fabric and topped off with a healthy dose of the rare Red Pineapple]
[Renji coughs, rasping, and a faint spray puts a slightly red filter on the whole scene]
Think'm-- [wobble wobble thump deeper grimace] Dammit.
M'gonna need some hel--
[tumbling tumble BUMP BUMP BUMP black white black white red vague shade of grey badump bump--]
[sorry, Thor. he dropped you]
[if it's any consolation, where you landed isn't too far from where he did, and by the looks of that big black lump of not really moving he won't be getting up any time soon]
[OOC: OKAY Remus will be first to the scene due to the marvels of accidental arrival aaaand will heal him up, but everybody else feel free to DO AS YOU WILL beyond that... Renji may or may not reply to any Guide comments depending on whether or not he can find it in himself to move/deal with them dgjlhdf]
Need a decent headache fix. Hit me. [sleep grogged, neglected voice goes here]
[...and with that he promptly falls asleep again 8| he'll deal with apologising to everyone and checking on minatsuki later, when he actually wakes up enough to remember half of what happened. replies will be twenty minutes or so ic delayed, but he'll get there]